Friday, February 20, 2015

These are the jokes people!

When I was in elementary school joke technology was pretty poor.  I suppose that is true for anyone in elementary school.  I don't remember many of the jokes is actually not a joke:

What is the difference between an orange?
A bicycle!
Because a vest has no sleeves!

Yeah.  I know.  In my defense I was nine years old at the time.  I remember us going to a random adult, someone tells the joke emphatically and we all laughing at the "punch line" as if it was the funniest thing in the world.  I have no idea where I heard it, but it is a surprisingly strong memory.

As an adult, I don't generally remember a joke.  At least not until someone starts to tell it.  There is one exception.  I got this joke from the Internet.  This is not my joke.

Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff.
...
...
Bum bum tssssh!

Be good, have fun,
Jon.

Bonus Track:
Since we are talking about jokes... nerd disses!

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